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If you read this blog regularly, or only when you are truly bored, you know that I am a private headbanger and a public hermit. You may not know, or believe, that I used to do comedy. I’m not talking about watching it; I mean I used PERFORM stand up. I used to get on a stage and make people laugh. Here is proof – the link to my last show (Please note that my mother came up with the concept of the “sun roof”): Lisa’s last show, 2006, Fort Myers, FL.
I quit doing comedy because I am not a night person, and there were no morning comedy clubs. I don’t think there are any now either, but if you know of one, let me know. Also, like most introverts, I don’t like hanging out with gobs of people, and it’s hard to do comedy without an audience. So, there’s that. When I did do comedy, I wrote all of my own material. I never ran out on stage, grabbed the mic, and said, “Here’s a little Carlin for you guys!! A little Carlin, ladies and gentlemen.” No. That’s just wrong because that would be plagiarism. You know, stealing someone else’s work. As an English teacher, I teach students how to avoid that. As a creative person, I get irritated with plagiarism in all forms.
For years, and years, like most of my life up until a few years ago, I HATED when musical groups would do cover songs. HATED it. Seriously, I thought my eyes would roll out of my head when Fergie “covered” AKA ruined “Sweet Child of Mine” at the 2011 Super Bowl. I could not believe that Slash didn’t reach right over and hit her. Anyway, shortly after that my son played Seether’s version of Careless Whisper for me. I LOVED it. Hearing the metal version of Wham’s song, made me more open to other cover songs, especially the metal versions of formerly wimpy songs. So, I now have a list of favorite cover songs, and here they are:
“Land of Confustion” by Disturbed Sorry, Phil, this beats the pants off of your wimpy Ronald Reagan version.
“Careless Whisper” by Seether While the original version will always remind me of that awkward dance with my 9th grade crush at Annie’s quince, I really like this amped up version better.
“Love Song” by Four Year Strong This is SO much more energetic than the original. I believe this singer when he says he is not going to write me a love song. The original version puts me to sleep.
“Turn the Page” by Metallica I love how the video highlights a part of American culture that we just don’t like to talk about. Plus, as a headbanger from the 80’s, I’m drawn to anything Metallica. I once had a jukebox battle with someone in a bowling alley. He kept playing country, and I paid extra to have my Metallica songs play first.
“Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson I have read a couple of biographies about Marilyn, and I find him to be fascinating, and I’m not just saying that because I went to South Broward High School with Gidget Gein.
“People Are People” by A Perfect Circle The really cool thing about this version of the song is that A Perfect Circle truly makes it their own. Only the words are the same, really.