I always hear about how annoying morning people are. People talk about how they’re not really awake until noon. They complain about overly energetic or talkative people in the morning. Well, guess what? You AM Eeyores irritate the chirpiness right out if me. Here’s why.
You act like the sun is your enemy. You squint at it when a sensible morning person opens the blinds to get rid of the dungeon atmosphere that is a house with all blinds closed. The sun is what allows you and everyone else to live on this planet. Put on some shades and stop being a wimp.
You mope around after getting up like someone died. Be glad you even woke up. Be glad you can walk. Be glad you don’t live in Iraq. Wimp!
You’re so unproductive in the morning. I get the bulk of my work done before noon. That’s because I actually do stuff instead of sit around and bitch about the fact that “It’s toooooo EARRRRLY!”
You make stupidass Facebook memes like this:
So, thank you for reading this coffee-induced rant, originally drafted at 8:00AM on a Saturday morning after cleaning the house. Are you a morning person, or a non-morning person? Let me hear from you in the comment section.