Hi everyone in light square land,
I’m so excited and it’s not even dinner time. Mama got interviewed by Marshal Zeringue. He is a guy who loves dogs and he posts blogs about them having coffee with their people. The dogs never actually drink coffee because it’s bad for them. Well, he asked Mama some questions, and, as you probably guessed, she answered them in her boring Mama way. So, I answered the questions, too, because I know how to make things more interesting.
Who is in the photo at right?
Well, there’s three pictures. One is of me, Mama, and Lola. I’m the big, pretty Black Lab Great Dane. I like to eat food and chase kitties. Mama is the human. Her people name is Lisa R. Petty. She mostly stares at the light square [laptop] and writes blogs and books on it. She also says she teaches college students on the light square, but I never see them or hear them, so I think she’s lying. The little white dog is my sister Lola. She looks like a puppy, but she’s actually old. She mostly just barks a lot to warn us when little humans are playing outside. (Pictures are on original blog — Mama)
One other picture is of me and Mama in the car at the coffee place. You can tell I’m super happy because I’m smiling.
One is of me just sitting in the car.
And my favorite one is of me with my head out of the car window. I love rain.
What’s the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?
I was bored and I was chasing the kitties around. So, mama decided that a car ride might be fun. I like car rides so I can stick my head out of the window and sniff everything.
We went to a place close to our house called Mean Bean. We had to drive through instead of sit on the patio because it was raining. Mama hates rain, but I love it. Mama got a white chocolate coffee, Daddy was with us and he got a chocolate coffee. I’m not allowed to have chocolate or coffee so I didn’t order anything.
Any treats for you or Sophie on this occasion?
I am Sophie. Well, Mama and Daddy had their coffee. Lola and I had cookies at home, after we took that picture. I like cookies. I run and jump when mama just says the word cookie. MMMMM….. cookies.
How did Sophie get her name? Any nicknames?
Well, Sophie has always been my name, ever since I lived at the animal shelter with my sisters. The boy calls me Sopety McSope Sope, and Mama calls me Big Moose sometimes. I’m only 82 pounds. Mooses are bigger than that.
How were you and Sophie united?
Daddy had a black dog that was smaller than me named Mario. Mario crossed the rainbow bridge before I was even a puppy. So, daddy missed having a bigger dog. He saw me on the animal shelter’s light square page and he just went there and took me home.
Are there any Sophie-inspired dogs in your fiction?
Well, I write blogs and they aren’t fiction. Mama sometimes writes blogs about me, too. Andre, the mean kitty, wrote a blog about me. All of it is true though, except the mean stuff Andre said.
Does Sophie do more to help or hinder your writing?
Oh, I’m a big help because I write blogs. Also, I ask to go outside a lot. So, Mama has to get up from the couch or the table or her desk a lot. This keeps her active and helps her think of more stuff to write.
Who is Sophie’s best pet-pal?
My sister Lola is my best dog pal. The boy, my human brother, is the person I like to play with the most. He’s not boring like Mama.
Where is Sophie’s favorite outdoor destination?
I like to run behind the evergreen trees in my back yard. That is where the birds are. I like to chase birds.
Squeaky toy, ball, stick…?
Yes, please. Send them all to my house. I do tend to destroy toys, though. My teeth get so happy when I chew on stuff.
Cat, postman, squirrel…?
I LOVE to chase kitties. They seem to like it, too, because they run. It’s so much fun.
What is Sophie’s best quality?
Even though I’m the biggest furry kid in the house, I know that I am not the alpha. I let Andre the mean kitty be in charge. I’m super nice and I have never bitten anyone. I just let the mean kitty hit me and make snake noises at me and I don’t even care.
If Sophie could change one thing about you, what would it be?
I would like if if Mama would not be so boring all the time. She just sits and stares at the light square all day. She should go out and chase birds like I do.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which Sophie could speak, which actor should do her voice?
I would just do the talking myself. If it had to be a person, I would say maybe Mel Blanc, but I think he crossed the rainbow bridge.
If Sophie could answer only one question in English, what would you ask her?
Mama probably wants to know why I eat poop sometimes. It’s because it’s tasty.
So, you can read Mama’s version of the interview here on Mr. Zeringue’s page. Most of the pictures are on Mr. Zeringue’s page.
Leave a comment and let me know who did a better job at this. Probably me.