Dayum, Dallas!

I’m headed to Florida with my son to visit the love of his life, his grandma. (Sorry, L!) On my way to the airport for this trip, I remembered that I never told you guys about my layover in Dallas back in July. The husband and I were on our way back from California and we got to spend about three hours in the Dallas airport. I have never actually visited Texas, but I do feel like I got a glimpse of this huge state just by visiting the airport.

I took lots of pictures to share with you, but then totally forgot to actually share them. I think I’m getting old. As you can imagine, a lot of the pictures were cow related, but some involved other kinds of dead animals. Everything may be bigger in Texas, but it’s also deader. It’s no mistake that the Bloggess, lover of taxidermy, is a Texas native.

So, this won’t be a wordy blog, more like a picture book. We can call it Dick and Jane Go to Dallas, but use Chris and Lisa instead. Sound good? OK. Get yourself a cup of juice and sit down on the rug. It’s story time.

I couldn't decide if this was high fashion or a cat toy made by someone who was high.
I couldn’t decide if this was high fashion or a cat toy made by someone who was high.

 

Her head is odd shaped, and her ears are huge, but she doesn't have to flat-iron, so I'm still jealous.
Her head is odd shaped, and her ears are huge, but she doesn’t have to flat-iron, so I’m still jealous.

 

Like anyone carries a fake gun in Texas.
Like anyone carries a fake gun in Texas.

 

Foxy lady! Um, dead foxy lady.
Foxy lady! Um, dead foxy lady. Is this a fox, guys?

 

Yes, there is a real barber shop in the airport.  The husband got a shave -- a head shave.  He also does not have to flat-iron.
Yes, there is a real barber shop in the airport. The husband got a shave — a head shave. He also does not have to flat-iron.
WHAT? Fox news in Texas? Huh?
WHAT? Fox news in Texas? Huh?
No thanks! I ate on the plane.
No thanks! I ate on the plane.
No, really.  I'm good.
No, really. I’m good.
None of your business, perv!
None of your business, perv!

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