Do you read in the bathroom? Don’t lie to me. You are probably reading this on the john right now. You’re reading it on a tiny smart phone screen, right?
Or maybe you like to read in the carpool line while waiting for your little darlings. Though it’s tough because you can never read a lot as you have to keep moving your car. Reading and driving, especially near small children, is frowned upon.
Or maybe you need something quick and light-hearted to read before going to be. I mean, you tried reading Stephen King novels at night, but it tends to keep you awake and staring into that one menacing shadow in the corner.
You guys, I have a book for you. It is the book version of this blog. It’s not the WHOLE blog, and there are a few stories that have not appeared on the blog. Each entry is short and funny, or at least I meant it to be funny. Some people take me very seriously.
If this sounds like a book you would want, click on the picture to buy it. It comes in paperback and Kindle versions. If you read it, please do leave me a review on Amazon and Goodreads.
Yes, that is me on the cover. DO NOT judge. It was the 70’s and I was 8.