If you know us in real life or on the social interwebs, you know that my husband and I are dorks. We understand this and own it with pride. So, as nerds, we have our own little inside jokes and games. One of them is coming up with band names. Now, these band names have come up naturally in conversations. We don’t sit down and TRY to create band names. If we did, they would probably suck. Since these come up naturally, without much thought at all, they are awesome. Anyway, here are the names we have come up with so far:
- Just a Cookie
- Big Girls and Scrappy Guys
- Dog Water
- Redneck Jeremy
- Bright Nurses
- Jenny and a Milk Dud
- Pleasant Pineapple
- My Little Buzzer
- Rocket Snatch
- Burping Tartar Sauce
- Old White Undies
- Corporate Cannabis
- Pretending to Care
- Incredibly Silent
- Two Freaky Virgos
- Drunken Barefoot Bike Ride
- One-Eared Lola
- White Lennon
- Purple Phoenix
- Elephant Culture
- Nine Piles of Excrement
- Shitload of Sunflowers
- Too Late for Church
- Sappy Girl
- Harmless Snot
- Happy Pussy
- Scooter Brigade
- Coal-Eyed Drunk
- Some Kinda Muffins
- Late Day Coffee
- Third World Appeal
- Mr. Rickets
- Shaky Biscuit
- Consistent Annoyance
- Unnatural Water
- Colored Water
- Chasing Wine
- Running From Trash
- Snot Fuckers
- Girls on a Rail
- The Full-On Liquid Squirts
- Stink-Eye Road
- Gothy Cross
- Cheaper Than Gas
- Other People’s Piss
- Chasing the Sun
- Manual Material Movement
- No Business Wearing Spandex
- Gypsy Shotgun Wedding
- Side-Stepping Grandma
- Gimped Out
- Greasy Autograph
- Star Snatch
- Internal Dice
If you are in a band, and need a good name, feel free to use any of our creations. Just send us a royalty check every month. After all, we are creative geniuses and all. If you have any good band names, leave them in the comments. We could start a band naming business together. I bet it would get us on the Today Show. Matt Lauer, are you reading this?
These are excellent! So many great ones! Favorites are White Lennon and Sidestepping Grandma. Kevin and I do this too. Our recent fave is Rape Van Winkle.
Sidestepping Grandma is an acoustic Bluegrass band out of Kentucky, but you probably knew that already. 🙂
Rape Van Winkle is brilliant!
As always you, you make me laugh! If you and Chris are dorks, I’m a total dork too!y favorite is Pretend You Care,
as I look through the person who is being an asshole, eyes! I want to say these things, but don’t, but you do! Dork 3
Pretend to Care is one of my favorites, too, as I do this daily. 🙂 Love you!
I’m pretty sure my favorite is Pretending to Care. Although I’m kinda disappointed that Jerks for Jesus didn’t make the list. I understand that it now has a strong reference to Kim Davis due to your recent HuffPo piece (thereby lessening is appeal) but I still think it stands on its own as a worthy band name.
Westboro Baptist would sue me if I used Jerks for Jesus as a band name. It’s the official name of their choir.
Genius! Especially love White Lennon and Corporate Cannabis.
Thanks, Candace. Those are two of my favorites, too. If only I were musical….
You should really give the same offer to paint companies. I would absolutely paint a room with, Shitloads of Sunflowers. It sounds like a real nice color for a bedroon. And Burping Tartar Sauce sounds like the perfect shade for a more sophisticated living room.
Millie,
You are on to something! What about painting the living room Piss Poor Purple? 🙂
Lisa