Chewbacca Lady, WTF?

Unless you live in an off the grid tiny house in a rain forest, you have heard of Chewbacca Lady, the latest in a long line of asinine internet superstars. Okay I get it.  I’m a big ole Oscar the grouch pajama wearing meanie.  I don’t find Chewbacca Lady deserving of all of this media attention. I also didn’t think Kim Davis deserved it, or Rebecca Black and her godawful Friday ear worm. And let’s not even talk about the Kardashians here.  Really, here in Murica, a whole lot of people doing nothing of importance become “celebrities.”

So, when I first saw that Chewbacca Lady had gone viral for putting on a mask and laughing, it irritated me.  When I found out she was using her way more than fifteen minutes of fame to push Jesus, I became more annoyed. In case you are unfamiliar with Atheism, let me clarify.  I don’t have a problem with Chewbacca Lady because she is a Christian.  I have a problem with her pushing it on everyone via a Star Wars mask.

Since her video went viral, Candace Payne has been on numerous TV shows. She has spoken at Christian conferences. She has toured Disney World and Lucas studios.  Mark Zuckerberg himself invited her to tour Facebook and tagged her in a post.  Now, Southeastern University in Florida wants to give Chewbacca mom and her family FREE college.  It’s crazy.  She put on a mask in a car and laughed her ass off.

Just to be clear, I don’t think Candace Payne is less deserving of her pseudo celebrity status because of her beliefs. I just wish that other causes and people would receive this much attention. For example, my friend Heidi Floyd, a Christian and pastor’s wife, travels all over raising money for cancer research while still battling the disease. I wish SHE could get this level of attention so that more people would donate to cancer research or volunteer to help cancer patients etc.

I also know a young woman named Heather who just turned 30 and is battling pancreatic cancer.  Heather has two young kids, a husband, many family and friends, and patients who rely on her.  That’s right.  Heather is a nurse who has not been able to work because of her disease. You may know how I feel about Go Fund Me, but in this case, I would love Heather to get all of the funds she needs for her mountain of medical bills. If you can help, please do visit Heather’s page and donate. Not only is she battling the disease, but she is raising a lot of awareness, too.

There are many people out there actually doing things to help others.  They deserve this level of attention.  They deserve to have everyone know their names.  Candace just is not one of these people.

Religious friends, I can hear you.  “But Lisa.  Chewbacca lady is doing something wonderful.  She is spreading the word of God and the joy of Jesus.” Maybe she should put on her Chewbacca mask and laugh her way over to Africa, the Middle East, or anywhere in the world really and tell all of the starving children without safe places to live about this joyful Jesus and his daddy, God. I bet the kids think true joy would come from a sandwich and a roof, not an invisible man in the sky.

We need to start putting people in the spot light who deserve to be there. We need to place more value on those who help others, like nurses, teachers, firefighter, doctors, and volunteers.  Imagine what we could do as a society if we actually came together and helped each other rather than admiring viral video stars and other b-rate celebrities.  If you know someone who is really doing something good, please leave a name and or link in the comments section.  Let’s publicize the people who really deserve recognition.




14 thoughts on “Chewbacca Lady, WTF?

  1. Lisa…*sigh*…this pisses me right the fuck off, too. I was also irritated and not really amused when I saw Chewie Lady’s video. Pretty stupid. But I didn’t know about the rest of it because basically I put my fingers in my ears at some point and “la la la’d” that shit into oblivion. Holy Hell. (No pun) I really want to move to Katmandu or something, but I’m pretty sure some idiot is there, concocting a Gangham Style type of masterpiece while donning a Yoda mask. Thank you for sharing my irritation with the human race. I don’t like to seethe alone. 😉

    1. I love you, Linda. I’m glad I’m not alone in my eye rolling frenzy over this. I think I want to move to Norway, but this will depend on the upcoming election. 🙂

  2. I’m so annoyed by it, and I’ve never even seen the video or heard the laugh. As soon as i read the headline, my first thought was “STUPID”. I totally agree about the whole celebrity status thing. There are people in this world doing much greater things and this is the shit that gets recognized?! A celebrity dies and the only reason i miss them is because when they were still living,we didn’t have to really have it in our faces all the freaking time. I just wish people didn’t put celebrities on pedestals, because at the end of the day, their crap is just as smelly as the rest!

    1. Amen. Also, I wish we paid teachers, nurses, firefighters and all people who work tough jobs that really help others as much as we pay athletes and actors.

      And yes, celebrities are human like everyone else. I don’t get why we worship people just because they are on a screen of some sort.

  3. I don’t begrudge anyone a lucky break. I try not to, anyway. In a world where bad things happen to good people and vice versa, so much that happens just seems random. The biggest mistake we can make, in my opinion, is believing that anyone “deserves” anything – good or bad. Dwelling on injustice can make you crazy. Feeling Zen today, I guess.

    1. And that is a good thing, Kate. I’m glad you are feeling zen. It took me two weeks to write and publish this thing because I didn’t want to bash HER, just the way that we always seem to focus, give money too, make a big deal of the wrong things. Hugs.

  4. I hadn’t seen this… lying low the past few days… a few posts but little focus… yes I missed Chewbacca Mom… I just read about her and I think… of course… why not…. Chewy Mom gets free tuition for college… a boorish, misogynistic, white supremacist, fascist oligarchical carrot may be the next president. Nothing blows my mind anymore… and that is saying something.

    1. Hi Diana,
      I would like to lie low. Social media can be so noisy. I agree. Nothing is surprising anymore.

  5. I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who failed to see the humor in this stupid video! I was so irritated that I couldn’t even watch the entire thing. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why so many people think it’s so hilarious. And now hearing she got all of this money and gifts just makes me sick! I agree with you, people who help others and do courageous things deserve this kind of recognition, not some idiot wearing an ugly mask and laughing like a hyena! It just goes to show you how far down our society has fallen. Also, let’s hope Trump the chump doesn’t get elected because that is all this country needs! 😛

    1. Amen to all of that. I’m not sure if ISIS is putting “stupid” in our corn syrup supply or what, but our national IQ has fallen drastically. I’m pretty sure the next viral video will be of a fat, beer chugging guy farting the national anthem.


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