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Mama is a WITCH!

Hi, light square people. I just figured something out about Mama and it made me super sick to my stomach. Like, I almost didn’t eat dinner, but then I did because dinner is tasty. So, you guys, I just found out that my mama is a witch.

Now, some of you out there who know my mama, and maybe went to school with her, or live near us, are bobbing your heads up and down and saying, “yes, Sophie. She is a bitch.” But I said WITCH. I’m not talking about mean and grouchy, or female dog. I’m talking about magic. My mama has special powers, and she just acts like a witch. Here’s my proof.

Mama gave me a voodoo doll as a present.
Mama gave me a voodoo doll as a present. It freaked Lola out.
Mama has the angel of death saved on her light square.
Mama has the angel of death saved on her light square.
Mama likes to drink red stuff and it looks like blood.
Mama likes to drink red stuff and it looks like blood.
Mama took the eyes out of my Easter bunny.  She probably used them for a spell.
Mama took the eyes out of my Easter bunny. She probably used them for a spell.
Mama wears witch clothes.
Mama wears witch clothes.

The most magical thing Mama did was train Morris how to beg.  Everyone knows that you can’t train a CAT!

See, my mama IS a witch. This kind of scares me because witches love cats and can even become cats. You never see a witch with a dog, even a pretty black dog like me. So, I hope Mama doesn’t try to turn me into a cat. Then, I would eat really slow and make snake noises. Humans, please leave a comment for Mama and tell her not to be a cat witch. Thank you. Sophie