Like most introverts, I spend a lot of time thinking, and sometimes, I come up with some weird stuff. This morning, after breakfast, I made my husband and son watch this viral Christmas Jammie video. If you haven’t seen it yet, you probably don’t have the Internet, or cable, or eyes, because EVERYONE, like MILLIONS of people, has watched this video. Go ahead. Click on the link if you haven’t seen it. You will need to know the tune for what comes next.
So, after we watched the #XmasJammie video, I started to wonder what will happen to the #XmasJammie video Holderness family after the stress from all of this Internet fame gets to them. I told my husband what crazy dysfunctional Christmas Jammie images I had going through my head, and since he is the perfect husband for me, he started to help me come up with more material. So, friends, I bring you the lyrics to Christmas Jammies 2023. Please note that Penn (Dad) is doing all of the “singing.”
Here I am, what a sight to see, dancing around in my jammies.
You saw me in stripes, in 2013, well things have really changed, you see.
Penn Charles fathered three babies, all at the age of thirteen. In his Christmas Jammies, well maybe not IN Christmas Jammies.
Now he has to pay child support, or he will end up in court, where you can’t wear Christmas Jammies. Now, he buys his baby mamas’ Christmas Jammies.
Since we told her she could sing, Lola was rejected on American Idol by Randy.
Lola got rid of the rainbows, and lives like a sloth. She wears all black and became Goth. No more Christmas Jammies. Lola cut her Christmas jammies.
Mom gave birth to baby three even though I had a vasectomy. Now she lives with Robert Downey. They wear silky Jammies, Hollywood style Christmas Jammies.
After a while, Mom’s Botox wore off; she gained a few and she isn’t so hot. She’s got Christmas jammies, much bigger Christmas jammies.
Working with my wife, and her thing for Robert Downey, ruined our matrimony. Now, I have a divorce decree, and nicer Christmas jammies, not those goofy Christmas jammies.
My apologies to the Holderness family for that bit of craziness.
Thank you for inspiring my husband and I to have a few good laughs today.
Merry Christmas, everyone.